in bed with demure and regul8

Wendy is my favorite internet girlfriend ever. Not only is she completely interesting and entertaining, never has stupid girl drama with other girls, dresses awesome, is always up for anything, and generally is completely kick ass, but she knows what to do when one of your best friends is totally wasted and passed out curled up around the toilet after vomiting for an hr. At a time like this, you do not comfort your companion, nor help them overcome their battle with the duke and the archangel. The proper reponse is of course, to dress up like a Habbo Negro and hold up a 'Pool's Closed' sign. "I did it for the lolz, your honor"


a++++ trollz bff hep+demure

why fbill is my best friend forever, because he bought me this mug for my bday:



I know that last post was emo/gay but srsly I don't wanna make the mistake of becoming used to this. so eat it. and quit tagging my posts anal play, you are getting me in trouble with my mom nolalolol